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It finally happened. One of my kids (daughter, no less) called and left me a voice mail, all burped.

It would seem my work with this family is now done. If any of you need your family corrupted, please drop me an email. I require food, alcohol, and sex (with adult females only. Guys who swing both ways, parents who pimp their kids, and dog breeders should get any funny ideas).

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