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... recently met up with some NC folks on the beach and they asked her if'n she liked JJ's Apple Pie. Seein' as Miss Blue is a Southern Belle who was borned in WestBGVirginia she naturally answered in the positive manner regardless of who the pie-cooker was. Howsumever, Miss Blue didn't realize they meant Apple Pie of the liquid refreshment kind...

...and she was soon dancin' a jig and singin' a song and then the Police's showed up and hauled her away.

She called me today lookin' fer a way to git released, but I ain't gots no idears about what to do fer her. I never figured out how to escape when I was...ummm...admitted, so I tolt her how to socially manipulate the employees to git into their syste...ummm, is that a tape recorder?

Night Folks.

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