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Subject: more football humor? Date: 8/8/2003 11:33 AM
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As the college football season approaches, these bear repeating:

(1) What does the average Notre Dame player get on his SAT's?
Drool

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth

(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell

(4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza

(5) Why do the University of Missouri cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Minnesota football games?
The senior who knew the recipe graduated

(7) Why is the Illinois football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road

(8) What are the longest three years of a Colorado football player's life?
His freshman year

(9) Why did Georgia Tech (my alma mater;-) replace natural grass with Astroturf?
To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games

(10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU

(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Ann Arbor, MI. - He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner there

(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
Everyone there has the same DNA

(13) Why did Nebraska choose Red as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking corn the rest of the week

(14) How does the State of Tennessee establish the minimum speed limit on the Interstate Highways?
the cumulative IQ's of the Defensive team starters

(15) How does the State of Tennessee establish the maximum speed limit on the Interstate Highways?
the cumulative IQ's of the Offensive team starters
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