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I can wait no more.

The music is bumpin at club Q tonight. Bodies are jamin and the DJ is slammin. All was as it should be that fatefull night. Could people really be unaware? Could they have no clue? Bud or Budlight?(oh wrong story). I know I had no idea. How could I possibly know? One thing is for sure I would never be the same again. That is, never the same after I saw him.....

The darkness is split by the opening of a door in the back of the club. The music stops and an errie hush falls over the crowd of pary goers. The dance floor clears and it was then that I had a clear view of him. There he was, a tall, handsome, man in a sequined, polyester, disco suit. A chill went down my spine. He was almost angelic as he sparkeled there under the disco lights. I stood in awe of a man with a 4ft. high fro and 30 pounds of gold chains around his neck. Who was he??? Then it happened. He began to walk to the dance floor. He strode with the a cockiness seen only in QCOM shareholders. The crowd began to chant. "ooooo MORGIE don't hurt em, don't hurt em." The crowd seemed to know this fellow. He strode to the middle of the dance floor and ripped the shirt from his body and stuck a pose. "oooooo MORGIE don't hurt em, don't hurt em." Shirtless now i could plainly see his I LOVE Dr. J tattoo on his right shoulder and the 3inch thick carpet on his chest. This was a manley man to say the least. He lifts his hand and the crowd is silenced....... YO PARTY PEOPLE!!!!! QCOM IS OVER 70 AND MORGIE IS IN THE HHHHHOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP, I SAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND WAVIN LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE. EVERYBODY SAY HO OH SAY HO HO. This man could not be human for no mere mortal could move his hips the way he did. It was almost like he had bionic hips the way he did the bump and grind. I SAY BUMP IT TO THE LEFT AND NOW TO THE RIGHT, PUMP IT STRAIGHT AHEAD AND SHOUT DYNOMITE!!!!! I must say that the event was near orgasmic and I will never be the same.

I just want to say that I am proud of everybody for holding on when it was looking bad. You are now an offical strong holder able to weather the storm. Congrats all. MORG
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