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Author: riverlad Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 31089  
Subject: Re: Muskrats Date: 7/9/2001 10:21 AM
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Muskrats are our biggest problem, next to the deer that are no more than rats with antlers. Both have the ability to read price tags and with unerring skill head first to the priciest morsels in the garden. When they've flattened those, they work the price list in descending order. As for speed, the muskrat is also faster than many a speeding dog, disappearing into the marsh with much more alacrity than a Muskrat Ramble. They've totally destroyed many square yards of squash plants, nibbling great chunks of every squash. They can burrow under almost every fence they can't climb and are definitely not the cute little people in fur coats as described by a local animal-rights activist.
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