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Author: shibari Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 566  
Subject: My 1000 War Victories! How to do it! Date: 12/30/2009 6:51 PM
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According to my Stats,

I have 1000 War Victories!

I crushed €zlington in the 1000th war.

http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?next_params=YT...

As I tread upon the crushed and crumbling bones

of my newbi and dormant mafiosi I revel

in the gore and glory but with satisfaction say

that I owe it all to the fools who attacked me

and the lessons I learned from

"If I were an Evil Overlord...".

Well, not really, I checked my stats one day in October

and it appeared that I had won about 750 wars

when I was only aware of having fought a dozen or so.

Hmm, I thought, I must have been really hated

when I was on Holliday, hated but victorious!

Now if George Bush had only hired me as a consultant....

I set myself a target of 1000 by the new year

and am pleased to see the numbers,

which are as real as the $ I have in my New York bank account.

I'm a bit miffed that I have not got an Award,

but I will not raise the issue with Zynga

in case they rectify their probable mistake.


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IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO USE THIS AGAINST ME I WILL TELL YOU:

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HOW DO YOU WIN WARS?

The tedious task of trawling through your Mafia and

identifying "sleeping" targets can be done piecemeal.

When you are about to declare WAR

You should have 7 or 8 windows open (CNTRL + N)

A shameless plea for help ready to cut and paste

Contact 7 or 8 "friends" via the CHAT option

Paste your HELP plea

DECLARE WAR

Send your CHAT messages

Paste your HELP plea in the box that appears

and send to your Mafia friends walls.

Monitor the wars progress and recruit extra help if needed.

USUALLY THE WAR IS OVER BEFORE YOUR "ENEMY" KNOWS THAT IT HAS BEGUN.
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Author: joseph714 Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 540 of 566
Subject: Re: My 1000 War Victories! How to do it! Date: 12/31/2009 9:29 AM
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I make love, not war.

But have been dragged into others wars.

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Author: KayGee70 Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 542 of 566
Subject: Re: My 1000 War Victories! How to do it! Date: 1/7/2010 12:27 AM
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Congratulations on winning all those wars!

I'm a bit miffed that I have not got an Award,

But you did get the Veteran achievement after you participated in 500 wars, right?

- KG

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