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Author: herstiffscout One star, 50 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 2753  
Subject: My investment secrets Date: 11/21/2000 1:48 AM
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I have the best stock advisors anyone could wish for. There names are Hershey and Tiffany. Two mutts that aren't real bright but they know what they like.

They like Purina. It's been around for a long time and people will still be feeding there four legged family members far into the future.

They like Mc Donalds. Not real impressed by the toys in the happy meals but they love the burgers.

They like Kraft. A couple of real cheese hounds they are.

They like the comfort of heat, lighting, fresh water, and the TV. So I needed some utilities.

So far they have been pretty good at telling me where to put my money. (I did sneak in some Intel. They don't know about it. They hate me being on the puter.)

Hope your advisors are as dependable and loveable as mine.

Fool On

Kathy
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