First of all I would raise ticket prices by 5%, then I would institute a policy of topless stewardesses that stripsearch all the passengers for weapons at boarding. That should do the trick for increasing revenues. As a bonus UAL would be safer to fly because everyone would know that the passengers didn't have any weapons and nobody in their right mind would blow up a plane full of beautiful topless women.
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