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Author: laladonny Three stars, 500 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 8955  
Subject: New golf rules Date: 7/22/2012 5:02 PM
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New Federal Golf Rules;
These new golf rules will be in effect beginning September of 2012. Please share with fellow golfers...
President B.O. has recently appointed a Golf Czar.
Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective September 1, 2012.
This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2700 pages) is being rewritten as we speak.
Here are a few of the changes:
Golfers with handicaps:
- Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.
The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
- Handicaps below 10, no entitlements.
- Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
- Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.
These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.
In addition, a Player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round. Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par. Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again. The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above.
This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in all competitions every Player above an 18 handicap will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score". These new Rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.
Golf must be about Fairness. It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility.
This is the "right (left) thing to do."
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Author: alchook Big gold star, 5000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 8878 of 8955
Subject: Re: New golf rules Date: 7/22/2012 7:11 PM
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http://boards.fool.com/political-asylum-113502.aspx?mid=3016...

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Author: ferjen Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 8879 of 8955
Subject: Re: New golf rules Date: 7/22/2012 10:24 PM
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I guess the prez hasn't improved much in his 100 plus taxpayer funded rounds, so he's changing the rules for everyone so he can benefit, too...he still can't beat Kim Jung Il's record score of 18 for 18 holes... :-)

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