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I have been taking care of my grandkitty while my daughter and her SO live it up on vacation. My daughter left a detailed message about what to feed the cat, etc. Part way down the message what the sentence “Pay no attention to the note from the cat. He's high on catnip”. Naturally I had to read the cat's note.
Thank you for taking care of me while Mom and the other one are away. My feeding goes as follows: please see to it that I have one (1) 18-pound turkey at every meal, plus a quarter ton of crunchies. Please fill my water bowl with one (1) bottle of Chateau Perrus 1982. This is to be followed with one (1) whole foie gras or a nice, crunchy sparrow.

My facilities are in the laundry room. I require fresh lavender-scented towels at all times.

Please also see to it that I am constantly amused. I bore easily, so show some imagination.

B.J. Kat

PS Disregard the note from my imperialist pig dog mom. She was high on my catnip.

PPS Since I am your grandchild, please buy me a pony. They look yummy.

When DD called to see how things were going, she asked after the pony. DH alertly replied, "Of course we have gotten one for our grandkitty. It's in the living room, so watch where you step when you get home."

arrete – my family is weird
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