Oh, and as an aside....I saw a Crowder interview where he said something along the lines that he and other right wing alpha males were "pushing people away from the tent."

Methinks it is going to be his cover if the truth comes out.....he DID push the guy, but didn't mean for him to fall and was trying to protect the tent bravely, as bravely as he could.

See? I already have the next act of this absurd play figured out....