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Disney Finds Dozens Of Unauthorized Characters Appearing Illegally Inside Theme Park

Saying they were working diligently to address the problem, Walt Disney World officials acknowledged Wednesday that several dozen unauthorized characters, none of which have ever appeared in a Disney film or cartoon, had been found in recent weeks wandering throughout the theme park. [...]

“I want to assure Disney World visitors that these unaffiliated characters are being rounded up as we speak and removed from the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, and Disney’s Hollywood Studios,” said company spokesperson Wesley Aldridge, noting that patrons may still encounter certain individuals wearing ox costumes, Belgian peasant girl costumes, or any number of other unfamiliar outfits for the time being. “However, before approaching any costumed individual in our park, you should ask yourself whether you recognize this character from an officially licensed product in the Disney or Pixar catalog. If not, please let security know immediately.”
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