IIRC I first saw this on the HURL board ... pre WIN 8 of course ....If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this. Read on:COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTTABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT : Mac?COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .ABBOTT : Your computer?COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.ABBOTT : Mac?COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.ABBOTT : What about Windows?COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?ABBOTT : Wallpaper.COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.ABBOTT : Software for Windows?COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use towrite proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?ABBOTT : Office.COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?ABBOTT : I just did.COSTELLO : You just did what?ABBOTT : Recommend something.COSTELLO : You recommended something?ABBOTT : Yes.COSTELLO : For my office?ABBOTT : Yes.COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?ABBOTT : Office.COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?ABBOTT : Word.COSTELLO : What word?ABBOTT : Word in Office.COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?ABBOTT :The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'W' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?ABBOTT: Money.COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?ABBOTT : Money.COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?ABBOTT : Money.COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?ABBOTT : One copy.COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copymoney?ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!(A few days later)ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer OFF?ABBOTT : Click on 'START'............RichArizona
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