Enjoy...Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short.They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do theirbusiness behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing towipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, thenthrow them away.Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set anddidn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbonfrom a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipeherself with that.They then made off for home.The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'dbetter keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last nightwithout her panties." "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came backwith a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."Grape
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