Received this E-mail from a colleague today:> Last week a friend went to a seminar. He gave an example of a coping skill> for job stress which I would like to share with you. When you have had one> of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:> > On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section> where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer> made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.> > When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the> phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very> comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open> the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and> carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped> or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as> you read it you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal> thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."> > Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not> work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."> intercst
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