Received this E-mail from a colleague today:> Last week a friend went to a seminar. He gave an example of a coping skill> for job stress which I would like to share with you. When you have had one> of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:> > On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section> where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer> made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.> > When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the> phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very> comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open> the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and> carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped> or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as> you read it you will notice in small print the statement that "every rectal> thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."> > Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not> work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."> intercst
Intercst;I have enjoyed your interesting outlook and fine informational posts on the Retirement boards and your home page.It would seem that discussions on "Taxes" leaves alot of people uptight, and without much sense of humor.Please feel free to grace the Retirement boards with your humor any time you choose; it will be appreciated there.Dave G.
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