cause this poem makes sense to me....A Poem For Those Over 30A computer was something on TVFrom a science fiction show of noteA window was something you hated to cleanAnd ram was the cousin of a goat.Meg was the name of my girlfriendAnd gig was a job for the nightsNow they all mean different thingsAnd that really mega bytes.An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano.Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 inch floppyYou hoped nobody found out.Compress was something you did to the garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you unzipped anything in publicYou'd be in jail for a while.Log on was adding wood to the fireHard drive was a long trip on the roadA mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commode.Cut you did with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider's homeAnd a virus was the flu.I guess I'll stick to my pad and paperAnd the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crashBut when it happens they wish they were dead.~Author unknown~
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