SIGNS YOU ARE OVERDOING THANKSGIVING * Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy!* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail* Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.* You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
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