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People need to wake up and face the reality that the one area of government you do not want to skimp on is the police.

But the police are just the enforcers of the government! One day they will turn on us and subjugate us! The answer is more guns for the public. To heck the cops! Give everyone guns and they can take care of themselves!

Imagine if those girls had guns when they were abducted, there'd be three dead abductors! You left-collectivist pinko!

(Guns also make julienne fries in seconds!)

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