Q: How do you know if someone at a party is a pilot?A: They'll tell you.
You know, once you start this thread it could run on for days. So many pilot jokes, so little time..........
So many pilot jokes, so little time.......... At least most of them are funny, unlike say, lawyer jokes ;-)
Curious about such jokes, of which I've heard few, I dug up these sites:http://workjokes.tripod.com/pilot.htmlhttp://www.ahajokes.com/aviation_jokes.htmlhttp://www.geocities.com/allforthetest/pilotjokes.htmlhttp://www.latlong.com/guardbum/pilot.htmhttp://www.humorcafe.com/humor/jokes/pilot_jokes.htm(I found leprosy jokes, too... http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~ee0r/leprosy.html):)Selena
(I found leprosy jokes, too... http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~ee0r/leprosy.html)Might be some similarities with pilot jokes, with parts falling off...Hey, don't get mad at me, Selena brought it up :P
"Enough about me, let's talk about you for awhile. So, what do YOU think about me?"
"Enough about me, let's talk about you for awhile. So, what do YOU think about me?" Hmmm, heard that joke about women before, but come to think of it, could apply to a lot of pilots too ;-)Twit
Twit,What was funny is that I was in a "cyber cafe" in Diego Garcia when I read this thread. Just outside the door there was a British F-18 pilot with a t-shirt on that said that! Pretty funny. The other most appropriate pilot joke I've heard is...What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?When you shut the engine down it stops whining.TDT
What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?When you shut the engine down it stops whining.LOL, too true! The only other group I've heard complain and moan so much is truck drivers.But the sky is always blue, if you get high enough ;-)Twit
In the U.S. Army your joke is modified to read:Q: How do you know if there's a Apache pilot in the room?A: Wait a few minutes, they'll make an annoucement.Another good one:Q. What's the difference between a Hoover Vacuum cleaner and a Chinook?A. The Hoover only has one dirtbag inside.Still another:Q. What's the difference between a Blackhawk and a porcupine?A. The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.Mike
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