I will treat you to my proprietary 42 point qualitative and quantitative analysis to thoroughly analyze each team and project FLoMic performance.

The Turds:

The new kid looks like he is trying to win or something. He won't, but it is cute to see him try. The Magic Eight Ball says: Scatological team names are soooo middle school.

Chico's:

McGahee, James, Jones, DeAngelo, and Lundy, strong odds that Naj introduces and emergency rule waiver allowing for unlimited running backs in the lineup. The Magic Eight Ball says: Wrong Manning.

SunbeamS:

With McNabb, Brown, Buckhalter, Akers, Eagles D, and Baskett, needs for Philadelphia to lead the league in all offensive and defensive categories to stand a chance. The Magic Eight Ball says: pelting Santa with snowballs.

77's

It looks like 77 will be relying on the single-wing, four quarterback, triple D attack. Will need plenty of trickery to move up in the pack. The Magic Eight Ball says: Zack Crockett will not have a great fantasy year.

Quahog

Has opted to replace the unimportant running back position with plenty of obscure Patriots instead. This team will win as long as Troy Brown is returning picks for six. The Magic Eight Ball says: Jonathon Smith is a free agent. Hurry!

Asskickers
Dom, Dom Dom Dom! The Magic Eight Ball says: the SunbeamS may overpay for Moats!

Liquid Sunshine

За исключением положений искусства, эта команда довольно хорошо.。 The Magic Eight Ball says: Too many Culpeppers.

The Goats

As goes Ciatrick Fason, so go the Goats. The Magic Eight Ball says: Nice open roster spot for the Rams D.

Zipcodes

Ron Dayne is now Wali Lundy's handcuff. That can't be good. The Magic Eight Ball says: Jon Kitna? That's a good one.

SanDimas

Missed a few rookie running backs. The Magic Eight Ball says: Naj will trade DeAngelo for a receiver.

Springfield

This team really looks good! The Magic Eight Ball says: Just kidding.

The Eeyores

This team is loaded with brilliant keepers, explosive sleepers and elite talent up and down. The Magic Eight Ball says: what were you thinking with that Zach Hilton thing?

The Loops

This team is like the Great Salt Lake: no depth. And undrinkable. The Magic Eight Ball says: Former league champions


Brady's Jock

With Tomlinson, Jackson, The Wrong Bell, Droughns, and Turner he will be seconding Naj's unlimited running back motion. The Magic Eight Ball says: Tatum Tatum bo batum, banana ana no natum, fee fi go gatum, Tatum.