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95% of Americans want spending cuts. There are a few small exceptions among those polled.

Military Spending

No one working in the military idustrial establishment or invested in same want defense spending cut.

Farm Subsidies;

Only if those doing the cutting never want to carry a farm state ever again

Social Security and Medicare

Ever hear of the grey tigers

Food Stamps

Farm lobby considers this another legitimate farm subsidy.


Those soccer moms actually want vouchers so they can send the kids to Phillips Exeter


Even out of work republicans don't want UEC cut

All that leaves is big bird.

Tough luck for the yellow guy

So actually no one wants spending cuts except people who hate big bird.

One thing to say we want spending cuts. It's like losing weight. we all want to but damn those donuts look good.
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