A Foolish Interview with lisa6
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|The Fool:||How'd you find out about the Fool? (Make your answer as colorful and truthful as possible.)|
I found out about the Fool when I was kicked off of another site's (thathomesite) message boards, for suggesting to another poster that she douche with Kikkoman Soy Sauce. I was told that nobody ever gets kicked off of the Fool, so here I am! And I have only been suspended once, and that suspension was lifted early, so obviously I've been a very good girl.
Update: Eff you, pal.
|The Fool:||What industry do you follow most closely and why?|
|lisa6:||Biotech, because I plan to continue smoking until I die, and they're showing some good progress in delaying or even curing that nasty cancer stuff that my tasty tobacco causes. Also because I think it would be a good way to prevent the stupid and/or ugly people from breeding. Everyone could be genetically tagged at birth and prevented from breeding unless and until they qualified, by being financially and emotionally stable and by having passed the required training and testing.|
|The Fool:||What's one of your special talents?|
Inventing curse words. Wanna hear a couple?
I can also put lipstick on by wedging the tube in between my breasts...seen that one yet? Molly Ringwald totally copied me.
|The Fool:||Which celebrity or public figure (past or present) do you most look like?|
*sigh* Undoubtedly, it's Mayim Bialik, aka Blossom. When I was younger people told me I looked like Bette Midler. Lately more people are telling me I look like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Basically, I look like any female with a big nose, except (thank god) Streisand.
|The Fool:||What's the best advice you've ever received?|
|lisa6:||Don't lick frozen metal.|
|The Fool:||Give a short description of your best and/or worst vacation.|
|lisa6:||The best time I ever think I had was a week long stint in Dahab, a little village on the Red Sea, known for being a drop off point for shipments of hashish. All I really know is that I own 2 camels now, and I am responsible for the introduction of Euchre into the Arab world.|
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