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Subject: Psychologist & Proctologist Date: 3/26/2013 11:54 AM
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The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties , they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;

They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" – thumbs down again. . Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance .

"Nuts and Butts" - no way . "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good . " Loons and Moons " - forget it . Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with :

" Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends ". Everyone loved it .
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