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"If the government is handing out freebies and I don't have to lie, cheat or steal to get them, I'll take 'em."
"Seldom is such a low standard for morality (if it ain't illegal, it's okay) stated so openly and bluntly without shame." - BG


Way back when we were living in Athens, Georgia someone gave us a free 5 lb block of that government issue cheese and I'm just here to tell you that was some good stuff. It was the best cheese I've ever eaten. It really was high quality stuff. It made the best macaroni and cheese ever.

Oh yeah, I'm really looking forward to start receiving social security distributions in less than four years. That's going to be fun having them automatically deposited in my checking account! Whoo-hoo!

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