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Quoting the article... "A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE." I totally agree, always!

"A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old." Hot Topic? Bleh, most of what they have isn't clothes! Rags, crap, junk, sure, but not clothes! My little sister shops there, real men don't!

"A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)" I'm going to have to disagree, some of this stuff is very important. :-P

"A Retrosexual does not let neighbors eff up rooms in his house on national TV." That I agree with. My neighbors don't know what style is.

"A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie." That I agree with. When do Metro's not know how to dress? Plus, they should also learn to tie bowties, too! The old Bond, James Bond was cool.

"A Retrosexual does not order an apple martini at the bar. A Martini has gin and vermouth in it dammit. And maybe an olive. In fact, why not just get a beer and a shot of scotch??" Beer? Bleh, most American beer reminds me of goat urine, this guy has no taste. If, on the other hand, he's talking about German or Japanese beer, then that's a totally different story....

"A Retrosexuals duty to make sure his buddy is ok when he is injured, and once that is established, the duty then changes to ridicule over being a dumb@ss and getting hurt in the first place." LOL. Isn't that the truth... :-D

-_- Alex -_-
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