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"We," announced Ham, "are taking the dinosaurs back from the evolutionists!" And everybody cheered.

When I die I am giving a token amount of money to my relatives, and using the rest to establish a foundation. The mission of the foundation will be to mock and scorn as many ripe targets as possible given the limited funds I can provide.

For instance, I will post a billboard on the road leading to this place, and it will simply say "Museum of Ignorance: 4 miles ahead."

Outside a certain southern city I will pay for one that says "Entering Crawford Texas, proud home of the Worst President in US History".

In Lynchburg, Virginia a billboard will direct people: "Liberty University. Abandon reason, all who enter here."

I am sure the money will run out before the ability to spend it does. If you have an idea for one, do tell.
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