"We," announced Ham, "are taking the dinosaurs back from the evolutionists!" And everybody cheered.When I die I am giving a token amount of money to my relatives, and using the rest to establish a foundation. The mission of the foundation will be to mock and scorn as many ripe targets as possible given the limited funds I can provide.For instance, I will post a billboard on the road leading to this place, and it will simply say "Museum of Ignorance: 4 miles ahead."Outside a certain southern city I will pay for one that says "Entering Crawford Texas, proud home of the Worst President in US History".In Lynchburg, Virginia a billboard will direct people: "Liberty University. Abandon reason, all who enter here."I am sure the money will run out before the ability to spend it does. If you have an idea for one, do tell.
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