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Subject: Re: oh wait, talking about squirrels Date: 10/9/2012 10:06 AM
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"While I valued GF, I gotta say when it comes to squirrels. I go with the kill em all now and sort it out later theory. Been 3 years since I got a damn pear. Not that I begrudge sharing with them, but the little SOBs take one bite and drop it and clear out hundreds of pears in a few days. I hates squirrels!" - lowstudent.

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Three things.

#1. You can buy a high powered airgun at Wal-mart that shoots a .177 caliber pellet at 1,000 feet per second that will drop a squirrel and make him never eat another pear.

#2. Airguns are quiet enough you can shoot it without alarming the neighbors.

#3. Squirrels are edible.

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