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Ever notice that when there are terrorist acts committed it's usually young people? I'm betting very rarely can they convince some old geezer that it's a good idea?

I think the hearing and the eyes go, and it makes practicing the religion impractical

It 3:15 why aren't you bowing and scraping?

OHHHHH, sorry I didn't know

--but we announced it over the loudspeaker --- ehhhh???? What'd you say

__Pointing at watch and yelling you knew what time it was

Damn watch, the eyes aren't what they used to

ahhh, screw it, I am going to have some bacon and then get a drunk on before I go dancing!
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