Reminds me of this one, also X-posted on HURL:A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their weeklyround of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful youngblonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. She explainsthat the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had anemergency which called him away and asks the trio whether she can jointhem.Naturally, the guys all agree. Smiling, the blonde thanks them and says,"Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocksme anymore. If any of you wants to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swearor tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do whenplaying a round together, go ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, considermyself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play myshots."With that the guys agree to relax and invite her to drive first. Alleyes are fastened on her shapely behind as she bends to place her ballon the tee. She then takes her driver and hits the ball 270 yards downthe middle, right in front of the green. The father's mouth is agape."That was beautiful," said the dad. The blonde puts her driver away andsays, "I really didn't get into it and I should have faded it a little."After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots (she wasclosest to the pin) the blonde takes out a nine iron and lofts the ballwithin five feet of the hole.The son says "damn, lady, you played that perfectly."The blonde frowns and says, "it was a little weak. I've left a trickylittle putt." After the son buries a long putt for a par, dad two puttsfor a bogey and granddad overruns the green with his pitching wedge,chips back and putts for a double bogey, the blonde taps in thefive-footer for a birdie.The guys all congratulate her on her fine game. She puts her putter backin the bag and says, "Thanks, but I really haven't played much lately,and I'm a little rusty. "Maybe I'll really get into this next drive."Having the honors, she drives first on the second hole and knocks thehell out of the ball, and it lands nearly 300 yards away smack in themiddle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque blondecontinues to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for paror less on every hole. When they get to the 18th green, the blonde isthree under par, but has a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulatinggreen for a par. She turns to the three guys and says, "I really want tothank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling mewhat club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you cantell me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to myapartment, pour some 25-year old Royal Salute Scotch in him, fix himdinner and then show him a good time the rest of the night."The yuppie son jumps at the thought. He strolls across the green,carefully eyes the line of the putt and finally says, "Honey, aim about6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over thatlittle hump and break right into the cup."The father kneels down and sights the putt using his putter as a plumb."Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inchesto the right and run it left down that little hogback, so it falls intothe cup."The old gray haired grandfather walks over to the blonde's ball on thegreen, picks it up and hands it to the her. "That's a gimme, sweetheart.Your car or mine?"AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME! culcha (with thanks to bookie71)http://boards.fool.com/a-golf-story-with-a-moral-21470661.as...
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