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Subject: RESEARCH STUDY Date: 2/19/2006 4:28 PM
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is seeking individuals for a research study that will
evaluate the effect of the current administration
on mental health and loss of soul.

Presidential Disease Study

If you are between the ages of 40 and 60 years old and have
experienced any of the following symptoms you may qualify for
this clinical trial:

• recently traded your Volkswagon van for a Cadillac
• fleeting thoughts that perhaps Hurricane Katrina was a
good thing and that you might now be able to finally buy
that coastal property.
• recently experienced a change in your belief system to
include thoughts that homeless people are really parasites
on society or that a woman really doesn't have the right to
• voted republican in at least one election.
If you qualify you will receive:

1. Psychiatric evaluation
2. Spiritual evaluation
3. Compensation for time travel back to the sixties
If interested please call our office at: 462-728-3465
for more information.
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