Press Release:RESEARCH STUDY UNIVERSITY CENTER FOR CLINICAL TRIALSis seeking individuals for a research study that will evaluate the effect of the current administration on mental health and loss of soul. Presidential Disease Study If you are between the ages of 40 and 60 years old and have experienced any of the following symptoms you may qualify for this clinical trial: • recently traded your Volkswagon van for a Cadillac Esplanade. • fleeting thoughts that perhaps Hurricane Katrina was a good thing and that you might now be able to finally buy that coastal property. • recently experienced a change in your belief system to include thoughts that homeless people are really parasites on society or that a woman really doesn't have the right to choose. • voted republican in at least one election. If you qualify you will receive: 1. Psychiatric evaluation 2. Spiritual evaluation 3. Compensation for time travel back to the sixties If interested please call our office at: 462-728-3465 for more information.
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