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Author: bookgrrrl Big red star, 1000 posts Feste Award Winner! Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: of 3078  
Subject: ROLL CALL UPDATE 12/21 (& Phatsack) Date: 12/21/2001 9:20 PM
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Today I got:

1 UPS package shipped from PA, for the 4 little girls
1 USPS package delivered to my home, for Jennifer & family, from NJ
1 $100 Target gift certificate, mailed to my home *from Target* - elf, please let me know who you are so that we can all thank you! The certificate had a puppy on it.

A belated thanks to pennyges, for her UPS box from PA!

Finally, Phatsack - I have the perfect job for you. Have you read about Miss Dennis yet? If not, go back and read the Roll Call posts, and those that follow. Miss Dennis needs an elf. She works in a Post Office in one of the worst areas of the city, right next to a very large and very dangerous housing project, behind wire fences. She is also an honorary elf who is on our team. Are you willing to elf her??

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Author: phatsack420 Three stars, 500 posts Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 450 of 3078
Subject: Re: ROLL CALL UPDATE 12/21 (& Phatsack) Date: 12/21/2001 10:30 PM
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She is already an elf! We are lucky to have her on our team, take care of her-God Bless America!

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Author: xerohype Big red star, 1000 posts Old School Fool Add to my Favorite Fools Ignore this person (you won't see their posts anymore) Number: 459 of 3078
Subject: Re: ROLL CALL UPDATE 12/21 (& Phatsack) Date: 12/22/2001 12:13 PM
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Hi bookgrrl:

You wrote:
"1 $100 Target gift certificate, mailed to my home *from Target* - elf, please let me know who you are so that we can all thank you! The certificate had a puppy on it."


I have been growing increasingly suspicious that my two chocolate labradors, Razzmatazz and Boogaloo (Razz and Boo for short) are living a secret life of elfing. All the telltale signs are there. They started wearing holiday decorated doggie collars this last week one with Santa prints, the other with Snowmen. New dog toys have made our way to our home, seemingly without explanation. I'm thinking that while I go to sleep the cunning canines are surfing the web and accessing my Motley Fool account. I am a cold hearted person and would never be involved in a goodie-too-shoes project like this Santa thing you are running, but behind their pet facade, my two pooches have probably gotten ahold of my credit card and managed to order a Target Gift Card.

Tell me, who else would order a gift card with a cute puppy on it. Sickening, just sickening.

Wait, what are these furry paws doing on me! Hey, you can't do that! Bad dogs! Put down the rope and the gag, right now. Leave it, leave it!

Help, meeeeee! (muffled sounds emanating from xerohype)

Growwwl, stay Master xerohype, stay.

<pant, pant, drool, drool, wag, wag>

Don't pay any attention to that raving lunatic before. We want those children to have a very merry Christmas. Please enjoy the puppy card. Now we're off to www.doggietreats.com for a well-deserved reward.

Razzmatazz and Boogaloo

P.S. If the mailpeople keep giving you trouble we can bite them for you.

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