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S. And jsut who is that moron who tries to tempt me with the raw fish? It ain't even prepared like kosher sushi.


Be careful with the sushi. You don't want to get sick and end up having to go to a sturgeon. Some of those foods can really give you a haddock when you eat it just for the halibut.

I know I'm floundering here and you may think something's fishy. However, I don't want to make a bass of myself, but I don't want to end up having to send you a get-well cod. I hope you are herring what I'm saying.

It's no accident that I bring this up, I'm mentioning it on porpoise so you'll be safe. Following my advice will protect you hook, line and sinker. Believe me, I'm not trying to bait you or worm my way out of this.

Perhaps, if you do eat some bad sushi, someone who carries medicine in her perch can give you some. We don't want you getting salmon-ella.

Good lox with this!

...but I still am...

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