No. of Recommendations: 2
God normally does not put 38D or 40DD hooters on a 24" waist and 32" hips like Heidi Montag. Heidi Montag is top heavy and therefore is prone to tip overs in high winds. Also, being on camera adds another 10 pounds to anyone. In Hollywood the girls are ALL thin. Many are anorexic.....and that is sad. That still does not make Crystal Palin fat. In Los Angeles when a guy sees a pair of hooters that he likes, they probably are fake. They may look good, but not all of them feel good. One of my good friends had implants put in and she LOOKED awesome, but she felt like two stuffed round sandwhich bags. It actually gave me the creeps. When I was over at her house one night for a party her husbands elbow brushed across one of my hooters and to my surprise he looked up at me with a smile and said, "Do you know how long its been since I have felt a REAL hooter?" To which I replied. "Yes, since YOU had her get fake ones." He looked back at me sadly and said, "Yes I know, and I miss the feel of the real ones, and the softness of them". So, give Crystal Palin a break already, because there is nothing fake about Crystal Palin's hooters.
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