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Subject: School teacher Date: 12/29/2012 6:30 AM
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Subject: School Teacher

On the first day of school the teacher explained to her class that she’s a Chicago Bears fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they’re Bears fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Bears fan,” she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you aren’t a Bears fan, then who are you a fan of?”

“I am a Packers fan,” the girl replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.

“Janie please tell us why you’re a Packers fan?”
“Because my mom is a Packers fan, and my dad is Packers fan, so I’m a Packers fan too!”

“Well,” said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, “that’s no reason for you to be a Packers fan.
You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?”
“I’d be a Bears fan,” she said. And I'd vote Democrat.
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