Hot off the press, the almost veep family is headlinin' again.....

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian:
" Apparently, teaching values to her own children, values she preening scolds the rest of us about, proved simply too tedious for Sanctimonious Sarah. Her wayward son is about to engage in one of Conservative Christianity's favorite ways to thumb their noses at Jesus: Get a divorce.
Meanwhile, his wayward sister Bristol has affairs – and babies – without bothering to marry. What a clever way to outsmart Jesus, remaining in technical non-violation of His command that Christians not divorce.
That's the type of sneakiness her mother can admire."

Speechless, I tell ya. Speechless.