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I have an idea that’s gonna make me a million: backgrounds for Skype. Instead of people calling and seeing my office (also known as an archeological midden) there will be my choice of a background such as nice sunlit beach, a chalet in Vale, hot babes in a hot tub, the mind boggles at what it could be.

What my callers see now is an old fart in need of a shave and still dressed in his housecoat (the ratty one I’ve had for more than 20 years) amid a room few dare to enter because of latent infection. It could be electronically altered (send for app) to show, oh, I don’t know, munificence? A Gainsborough on the facing wall, maybe. But not shelving piled with what I call precious material but what all else call junk.

I’m going to be rich!

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