Apologies if already posted At a dance, a man meets a beautiful woman. They hit it off right away He starts to fall in love with her, but having been burned in the past, he is worried about whether this will be the real deal.He decides to be honest He says, "I like you a lot, and you're pretty, intelligent, and we are getting along really well.""However, I need to tell you something important, because it could become a problem later on." "I'm an addicted golfer. I play golf three or four times a week. My last girlfriend couldn't stand it. That's one of the reasons we broke up." The beautiful gem he is sitting with replies, "Since you are up front about your golf habit, I think I should be honest too. I'm not proud of this. I'm a hooker." She becomes worried as he just sits there in silence.Finally, he says, 'Well, have you ever thought about changing your grip?'"
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