No. of Recommendations: 22

Chris McKeever•18 hours ago

Important survival advice for DWS staffers:

1. Start with two slices of bread.

2. Spread peanut butter on one side.

3. Spread jelly on the other.

4. Put the peanut butter side and the jelly side together.

5. Make sure that neither the peanut butter nor the jelly are on the outside.

6. Wrap the result in plastic.

7. Take it to work and eat it at noon.

8. Quit whining.

McCarty Griffin> Chris McKeever•14 hours ago

Better remind them to remove the plastic wrap before they eat the sandwich.

RightThinking1> Chris McKeever•15 hours ago


David> Chris McKeever•16 hours ago
Excellent post and a great recipe.

Chris McKeever> David•15 hours ago

I put #5 in because I had this image in my head of some hapless DWS staffer putting the dry sides of the bread together and wondering why it was so messy.

Chris McKeever•14 hours ago

And some lawyer would sue.

lainer51> nc•13 hours ago-
and it would be Bush's fault.

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