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So I have an idea. As a rider to the tax increase. If the person who's taxes are being increased agrees to five tours in Afghanistan, we'll waive the increase.

Of course, you realize a "tour" will be defined as having every second NOT be on the VIP floor of the Kabul Hilton--with the time starting from when the person leaves home ("portal to portal"). They get to the end of their driveway and their "five tours" is already over.... And then they will *demand* full GI benefits, of course, because they did "five tours".

Their benefits would start with a full colonoscopy every day--which they would perform on each other. That saves a lot of time and money. They know what they are looking for, after all....
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