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So Republicans are snakes...

Well, possibly, although one could equally trace their evolutionary roots to crocodiles, toads, salamanders, lizards, frogs and geckos... you'd need a detailed DNA fingerprinting study to be certain.

The less savory consequence of Sagan's brain theory is that since Republicanism has a biological basis, we can't blame them for their behavior. It's not their fault. They were born slightly sub-human. And thus they shall remain our burden, forever.

Unless we castrate them. Maybe if we can get them reclassified as pets... Hmmm...
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