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Subject: Re: Liberal Early Retirement Date: 2/7/2007 3:36 PM
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So what's different in the way liberals expect to get to early retirement? A vegetarian diet? Socially conscious mutual funds? Growing medically necessary pot at home?

Please supplement my poor imagination with your own distinctively liberal methods and approaches.


Well, I got into early retirement by quitting work. Yep – quitting – or fired – who cares? Anyway I'm done. Retired. And then I got on welfare and milked the system – or should I say systems. Food stamps, housing assistance, training …. Well, you get the picture. Of course, all those goody two-shoes organizations want to make my life better, so they give me money and food and stuff. In my spare time I would hang around intersections with my cardboard sign. I don't pay taxes on the earnings from being a mendicant. But I do file my returns. I get all that “earned income credit” and other stuff my friend, the imaginative account, can come up with. And that pot I grow? While I personally don't have medical needs, there certainly are a lot of people that do. Anyway, that's how I did it – and you can too! Retired life is good!
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