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Sorry kids, Mommy is very tired and can't play right now. I'm sorry.

My line is "Honey-Bunny you know mommy is elderly and decrepit and needs her rest. Now run fetch the ice-pack from the freezer for mommy's ankle and the heating pad from the hall closet for mommy's back."

It took me a few years after I acquired them to train them but the kids are a real asset now.
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