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A famous astrologer was thrilled by the baby in the pram. "Beautiful," she said, "absolutely beautiful," and beaming at the proud mother she said, "Do you happen to know what sign she was conceived under?" "Yes," blushed the young mum. "It said 'Keep off the grass'!"

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