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I think that you're fibbing here. I've done some work with a psychologist from the FBI (a profiler) and together we've come to the conclusion that DB is actually a Monk from the Shao Lin temple.

The sound of chimes in the distance - the smell of incense in the air. A young boy, head shaved, kneels before the wizened man in the orange robe.

Charthopper: "Master - I have examined this chart, and the volume seems weak. Should I buy it now, or wait for it to improve?"

MasterDb: (chuckling) "Young Charthopper, have your learned nothing? Why do you examine the flaws in this chart, and refuse to gaze at the flaws within yourself?"

Charthopper: "But Master, who is wiser? - the man who invests in a cup with handle, or the man who feeds at the bottom?"

MasterDb: (wistfully) " Drink first from the cup of your own wisdom, and you will have food for a lifetime"

Charthopper: "I do not understand Master..."

MasterDb: "Then you have not read the FAQ" - [Smacks kid with a bamboo stick and smiles knowingly]


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