http://www.theonion.com/articles/supreme-court-on-gay-marria... Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who CaresWASHINGTON—Ten minutes into oral arguments over whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry one another, a visibly confounded Supreme Court stopped legal proceedings Tuesday and ruled that gay marriage was “perfectly fine” and that the court could “care less who marries whom.”. . .Before adjourning the court, Roberts said there would be no official opinion on the case because it’s just “common godddamn sense,” and then addressed gay men and women directly.“Get married, don’t get married, do whatever you want,” Roberts said. “It’s the opinion of this court that we don’t give two shitts what you do.” . . .These days the Onion often seems more reasoned and logical than the political reality we live in.