what the hay. where am all the posts?where am the big hat gnome feller what werx in fed?uh oh. i jus bean pie'd my pants. i gots bad feeling like when i let homeless larry sleep on couch and heard dog squeeling during night.if it am what i think it am will have the shakey fist and burning in the corn pincher (not in good way).
still have the grumpy hips what happen to grammie bout what happent and what for bernake do to itchy.jes in case wuz not dream have to tell blondie what has tot me to have the hate of dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wood touch the willy nub and shout jeebus with canadien accent until the couch hobo spill firewater. strong words but mean em. Oh, i culd relly use a couple good sniglets rite now to cheer me up. what? how long hav i been out! DAMN U BEN BERNAKENUS!
wat am thundergods bowling wile rip van itchy sleps for many yers?we hav mist you itchy, welcum bak!
thank u but it wert sleep (what am statis pod)in my world (whut now neber exist) ecomny am robuts! here am kick in midle of pant (wher keep sof marble bag). my wife was selma "big uns" hayek. she red ADWIP and wood me and gave me new safety word that i neber used. seemd so reel nd udder thinig i hate bernakus for. i'd sit in leather beanbag eating cheetos and selma wear bike shorts wut make couch hippie (JoJo, not Larry) excuse self to grip out a pant burrito.ps: lolcats (LOL am rite!)
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