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Subject: Taking applications Date: 10/14/2011 12:01 PM
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I am(female)taking applications for the position of; equal partner in a long term relationship(preferably male). Benefits include laughing, outdoor recreation, beautiful scenery, cozy accommodations, partnership loyalty, partnership integrity and more laughing. The desired qualifications are as follows:

1. Physically fit, able to use power tools including chainsaw and weed eater safely and with a happy face. (Smiling not recommended)

2. Earth friendly attitude with a lean toward self-sufficiency.

3. Strong constitution, energetic, and organized but open minded.

4. Honest with self and communicates accordingly.

5. Spiritual and open minded.

6. Emotionally and financially stable.

Long hair and beer drinking a pulse but that would be just too lucky!

Job is located in Western Kentucky. Job will remain open until position is filled.
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